I recently submitted an entry in a Pepsi win a car/cash competition. I then visited the Pepsi Australia competition page on fakebook. A few of the posts were amusing, some were cheesy and others were more than a little desperate.
So of course, I could not resist.
Timothy Phunkbucket > Pepsi Australia:
Dear Mr Max, it's me again. I am truly deserving of your prize of a pepsimaxtreme V8 commode. My family is really facing an uphill battle as both my kids have a terminal desire to ride around in a monster V8 with their dad. I'm sure that like me, you don't want to deprive them of that pleasure. Also, I am not very well endowed, so jumping into a gurgling beast every morning and placing my right elbow on the door and stomping on the go pedal would do wonders for my self esteem. I implore you, think of the children!
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Timothy Phunkbucket: ps: Not only do I exclusively drink Pepsi Max (maximum kick - no sugar) I also wash my hair in the stuff.
Pepsi Australia: Dear Mr Phunkbucket, your posts and your plight have captured our attention and made us genuinely ROFL. May your entries bring you luck.
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