The Dedicated Onanist: Separated At Birth?

Friday, November 4, 2011

Downloaded the first two AC/DC albums recently and could not help noticing the similarity between the riff on these two tracks.

They were heard to say

"God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time." - Robin Williams
"Here I was thinking that I was the world's most self absorbed wanker" - Donald Trump
"I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend, I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine" - Prince
"I'll just open the window, it's smelling very musty in this bedroom" - Onanist's mum
"Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either." - Matt Groening
"The most sensitive part of the body while masturbating are the ears, because you are listening for anyone who just might interrupt you" - Yoko Ono
"There are two types of wanker; those that say they do and those that say they don't" - The Dalai Lama
"They say I better stop - or I'll go blind" - Cyndi Lauper
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation" - Lily Tomlin
"When I think about you, I touch myself" - Chrissy Amphlett

Things that make my dick hard