Thursday, November 17, 2011

University Wankers!

This is actually a forged notice, confirmed by the University when a student submitted a Freedom Of Information (FOI) request. Here is an extract from the reply he received:
The notice to which you refer is not an official university notice. It was
a student prank, and regrettably not even an original prank. The notice
appears to be a copycat issue of a similar text which appeared recently at
Durham and Lancaster universities and a number of universities in the
States. A quick check on Google should give you more information about
these incidents should you require it.
A strong clue that the notice is fake is the line “Please go home and
masturbate if you are bored.” As a matter of policy, the University would
never encourage students to go home during term time.

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